Mary Crosbie

👻👻👻👻BIG NEWS👻👻👻👻 I WROTE A BOOK!! IT HAS PICTURES!!! It’s a collection of short scary stories with scary hilarious pictures drawn by my brother Jimmy! You can order it now ! You can eeeee-order it. You can paper order it —murder a tree I dare you!!!🔪🌳 loook for it on Amazon orrrrrr I will put up the link!!!🎃🎃🎃🎃🖤

Needed a little peptalk today—how about you? #peptalk #officedrone #fightsong #yourethebest #onlyyou #office #nyc #selftalk #swivelchair

New Hag Salon Podcast - Special Halloween episode! We go back to No Mercy Hospital🏥👩‍⚕️ where 👩‍⚕️Dr. Bitch treats her grossest patient yet! 🤮And Skelly, the 🩻 reels with Dr. Head👩🏻‍⚕️ calls her medical waste!🗑️⚕️🚑 then we have some real life ghost stories from Julie Bot, and Robert Pilgrim👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻 oh, and also there’s a new song and a chat and a fantastic scary story really we did a lot with this podcast —download it already!!💕💕💕💕💕👻👻💕💕👻🎃💕👻🎃💕👻 #link in bio!

LETTING YOU ALLLL IN ON A BIG SECRET!!!🤫 #secret #abs #body #officebody #wholebody #secretsanta #secretsrevealed

VIVID REENACTMENT of when I found out about standing desks just that one new story haven’t really heard much about it since… but you guys remember what they said about standing desks? #standingdesks #sitting #standingdesksBAD #MURDERMAYBE? #winnersdontquit #winnerssit

Here’s a black Friday guide free you all in search of great deals!! #blackfriday #greatdeals #iwantit #shopping #demon #snakes #sewersofinstagram

Time for a cartoon break? Here’s another fledgling attempt at animation I present: the garbage fairy 🧚🏻🗑️ #animation #cartoon #fairytale #garbage #makeawish #findout

His little sneak peek behind the scenes from the new office for your enjoyment the new office bathroom! #officerestroom #behind-the-scenes #NewOffice #MusicLoop #BeautifulMusic #BeautifulBathroomMusic

I don’t even know what I’m looking at at this new office anymore. All you need to know is there’s someone who works their name Nancy and she’s up to things with somebody. You already know who’s making a lot of trouble. OK you’re all caught up!!📌❤️😩😵‍💫😬😟🫨 #OfficeDrama #NewOffice #CopyRoom #InTheAirTonight #Work #WorkRomance #inappropriate

Here’s some extremely useful information and motivation for you all this Monday! LFG!⚡️⚡️⚡️ #lfg #mondaymotivation #businesssuccess #refocus #beans

“Scary Killy” by @maryacrosbie is a collection of scary short stories! Prepare for: Laugh-out-loud moments Gut-wrenching gore Pants-wetting fear Pure goofiness These chilling tales aren’t for: The faint of heart Young children The easily disturbed Or really anyone! My left eyeball literally melted reading one sentence twice! You’ll love: The book’s spine-tingling thrill Regretting not having it 15 years ago Dare to dive in? #ScaryKilly #HorrorAnthology #NotForTheWeak #scarykilly #maryacrosbie

RIP the mighty Tiger❤️😭 We had to say goodbye to our handsome man yesterday. He was sicker than we knew. He brought us a lot of joy and was an A+ cuddler. Tiger, aka Le Tigre, had a tough guy backstory —grew up in a truck lot, was hit by two cars, lost his tail and broke his hip, but didn’t break his spirit, and he just carried on bumping his head into everybody for bonks, squeezing into the blankies’ nooks, soaking up the sun until he was a hot little flapjack. He especially loved to cuddle our old cat Caramel, and that’s where we hope he went yesterday afternoon after we said goodbye to him. Missing him so much today😭💔😿 #tiger #rip #rainbowbridge #letigre