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Jack Kuveke

@jackkuveke

GP @ @jabronicap | funny vids https://t.co/4uS2kIQcO0 | making fun of the tech industry & trolling LinkedIn | https://t.co/afZl53yAp7

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Mon Apr 21

RT @iamjasonlevin: DO NOT LIE ON YOUR RESUME: https://t.co/ezhZqYjpYL

Sun Apr 20

RT @Thetrueastwest: Jack @jackkuveke Kuveke, GP @ Jabroni Capital does not believe in “the grindset” by proof of LinkedIn Idleness on the w…

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Sun Apr 20

The Jabroni Capital team on parade Find yourself a cofounder you look at like this https://t.co/Xp98zAV9aD

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Sat Apr 19

RT @iamjasonlevin: Baby Oil needs new brand representatives: https://t.co/VebmMeUrdR

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Fri Apr 18

Whenever a rich guy buys an island and locks children in a basement we don’t hear a peep from The Atlantic. But when a couple gals sing 2010’s bangers in space and no one gets molested, that’s when people freak out? Seems fishy.

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Fri Apr 18

god forbid someone tries to take initiative and further their career

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Thu Apr 17

Todays newsletter hit https://t.co/BjhcJ5YroN

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Thu Apr 17

RT @jovvvian: I investigated what Palantir actually does and got whacked https://t.co/TQ1FwZORFO

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Thu Apr 17

My way of celebrating women’s appreciation month on LinkedIn: https://t.co/miyKSAWPyE

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Wed Apr 16

metas rebrand after they lose this anti-trust lawsuit https://t.co/PubS20rPOr

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Wed Apr 16

RT @iamjasonlevin: YOU PAY YOUR INTERNS? 🫵😂 https://t.co/e84oXi21QT

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Wed Apr 16

If your CEO owns a $100k car with this license place, your company is going to be raided by the FBI: https://t.co/9mydfe7Nvl

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Wed Apr 16

I'm now offering unhinged LinkedIn recommendations to anyone who refers 5 readers to my newsletter. I can't wait until one of these comes up in a job interview: https://t.co/X9QecPtyMU

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Wed Apr 16

RT @mattzcarey: such giggles. Hearing such ded ass sarcasm from this dude was not expected. @jackkuveke hats off lol https://t.co/oHEjTDJbrf

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Wed Apr 16

RT @iamjasonlevin: Normalize photoshoots with your boys https://t.co/t5NJv7qBpR

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Tue Apr 15

Using the word Safe in your company name is like if: - Jeffrey Epstein named his Island Child Daycar - The Chernobyl Exclusion Zone rebranded to Cancer Free Area - Or if labor camps were called concentration camps to teach you the wonders of focus and hard work (oh wait)

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Tue Apr 15

here’s how to respond when a “performance coach” DMs you: https://t.co/IkHvEdivsg

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Tue Apr 15

Throwback to the time I applied to be an intern at @sequoia. I’m still surprised I didn’t get the job. https://t.co/cL8nkBXqZ4

Tue Apr 15

RT @JayKapoorNYC: They convinced me to stop taking cold pitches. Congrats gents.