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🚨 BREAKING: The crypto world is ON FIRE, April 8, 2025! From Bitcoin whales to tariff twists, here’s the latest shaking up the market. Buckle up for the wild ride— 🧵👇 https://t.co/LNX4FpWV9H

5- Web3 Intel Boost: New Platform Drops Game-Changing Insights”A fresh #web3 analytics tool launched today, promising “intelligent insights” for traders. Early adopters on X are raving—could this be the edge you need in this volatile market?

#CryptoChaos #InvestSmartFrom whale moves to policy pivots, April 8, 2025, is a crypto rollercoaster! What’s your take—bullish or bearish? Drop it below and let’s vibe! 🚀

SAYLOR AND STRATEGY HAVE NEVER SOLD A SINGLE #BITCOIN. THEY’RE RAISING BILLIONS TO BUY MORE 👏.” I mean, talk about diamond hands! 💎🙌 Let’s break this down with some juicy facts. 🧵 https://t.co/946HCyXW9m

As of April 1, 2025, Strategy (formerly #MicroStrategy ) is sitting on a jaw-dropping 528,185 Bitcoins, according to https://t.co/QTbZMXLPx2. That’s a stash worth $35.63 billion, with an average purchase price of $66,384.56 per coin. And guess what? They’re not stopping there! Between March 24 and 30, 2025, Saylor’s team scooped up another 22,048 $BTC for $1.92 billion, paying around $86,969 per coin. That’s like buying a fancy yacht, but instead, they said, “Nah, let’s get more Bitcoin!” 🛥️➡️₿ And let’s not forget the meme vibes—Saylor’s glowing eyes in the image are giving off “I see the future, and it’s Bitcoin” energy. 😂 It’s no wonder the community is eating this up—Saylor’s basically the Bitcoin cheerleader we all need, pom-poms and all! 📣 So, while the #crypto market might be a rollercoaster 🎢, Saylor and Strategy are riding it with a big grin, stacking those coins like they’re building a #Bitcoin empire. And honestly, with their track record of never selling a single coin, who’s betting against them? Not me! Keep shining, Saylor—you’re the Bitcoin hero we didn’t know we needed! 🦸‍♂️₿

Bull or bear?!” Cheat Sheet whispers, “Y’all need a therapist!” 🤣 $BTC #BITCOIN https://t.co/1lj6ymK2nk

$5 Trillion Vanishes—Billionaires Cry Into Their Caviar! Alright, buckle up, folks, because today, April 7, 2025, the global markets decided to throw a tantrum bigger than a toddler who just dropped their ice cream. Picture this: Wall Street, Tokyo, Mumbai, and Hong Kong all collectively screamed, “We’re outta here!” and hit the eject button. Why? Oh, just a little something called Donald Trump’s tariff tsunami—10% blanket import tariffs with extra spicy levies for trade surplus nations. It’s like he looked at the global economy and said, “You know what this party needs? A wrecking ball!” Let’s get to the juicy, factual bits with a side of sass. The #Dow Jones Industrial Average took a nosedive of 2,231 points on Friday—yep, a whopping 5.5% haircut, closing at 38,314.86. That’s the worst single-day drop since the #COVID chaos of 2020. The S&P 500 wasn’t far behind, shedding 5.97% (322.44 points) to land at 5,074.08, while the Nasdaq, the tech nerd of the group, plummeted 5.82%, losing over 900 points to sulk at 15,587.79. Investors lost a cool $5 trillion in market value faster than you can say “trade war.” Ouch, right? Over in India, the #Sensex said, “Hold my chai,” and crashed nearly 4,000 points, dragging the #Nifty50 below 21,750. That’s ₹16 lakh crore (about $190 billion USD) wiped out in minutes—enough to buy every Bollywood star a private island. Meanwhile, Japan’s #Nikkei 225 face-planted 8.8%, hitting a 1.5-year low, and trading got so wild they had to hit the pause button with circuit breakers. Hong Kong’s Hang Seng? Down over 9%. It’s like the markets caught a bad case of Monday blues on steroids. The culprit? Trump’s “Liberation Day” #tariffs kicked in, and China clapped back with a 34% tariff on U.S. goods starting April 10. Investors are now running around like headless chickens, screaming “recession!” while #Goldman Sachs analysts are over here predicting fewer companies will even dare to whisper about their 2025 forecasts. And Jim Cramer, that CNBC madman, is warning of a “Black Monday” rerun—because apparently, 1987 called and wants its crash back. So, here we are, watching billionaires lose $208 billion in a day (sorry, Warren Buffett, you’re one of the few still smiling), while the rest of us wonder if our 401(k)s are now just fancy paperweights. The moral of the story? Maybe tariffs aren’t the best way to spice up a Monday. Stay tuned—this rollercoaster’s just getting started!

Meta unveiled the latest generation of its open artificial intelligence model, Llama 4. Everything you need to know about the latest open-source AI model 🧵 https://t.co/JOCkzLGIrL

4: Llama’s Growth and Meta’s Cash- Llama downloads soared past 1B pre-Llama 4 launch, up from 650M in Dec 2024. Meta’s all-in on AI: Zuckerberg earmarks $60B-$65B for 2025 to build servers, data centers, and more. Just getting started, they say.

5: In January, Zuckerberg disclosed Meta’s AI-focused capital expenditure plans for 2025, ranging between $60 billion and $65 billion. This investment includes the development of servers, data centres, and other infrastructure to support the company’s growing AI ambitions

The multi-chain mess is over Chainlink CCIP is revolutionizing the #crypto space by solving blockchain fragmentation. Why’s Chainlink CCIP the GOAT of cross-chain tech? Let’s deep dive 🧵 https://t.co/Rb4lUdaYdL

10- Chainlink’s been building this since 2021, and 2025 is the inflection point. With CCIP, fragmented L1s and L2s become a single compute layer. #RWA tokenization, #SocialFi, #GameFi—all interoperable, all trustless. It’s the glue for mass adoption.

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